What's New

Old is the New New
Yellow Is The New Black
Vegetarian is the New Prius
Parenting is the New Black
the Holocaust is the new medium of resistance
Small is the New Big
"One Ford" is the new "Bold Moves"
Divorce Risk is the New Market Risk
Preppy is the new hipster
Awake is the New Sleep
Sausage is the new bacon
spring is the new fall
Thursday Is The New Friday

Tom Cruise is the New Christ?

Free is the new paid
Global Climate Change is the New Tilapia
book is the new way to say cool
Rap music is the new hair metal
We do go on about "less is the new more"

The Spot is the new bar that has replaced PS O'Rourke's
Customer Service is the New Marketing
Water is the new gold
blogging is the new teaching tool that is catching on
Casual Is the New Snooty
The negative gearing of investment properties is the new bread
The foreign correspondent is the new dodo

Negative is the New positive
Jonah Goldberg thinks Iraq is the new North Korea
Google is the new king of forward market growth in computing and software technology

Tom Cruise is the New Messiah!

Time tells me that messy is the new neat
Time is the new currency
Bamboo is the New Granite
The network is the new business platform
Technology is the New Black

Paula Deen is the new spokesperson for Smithfield Foods
Organic Is The New Atkins
Poverty is the new Black
Loyola Sullivan, former Newfoundland and Labrador finance minister, is the
new Canadian ambassador for fisheries conservation

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