Monday, October 06, 2003

Why I would be a good pirate

  1. know all the words to Barrat's Privateers
  2. C'n rrreally rrroll my arrrs
  3. Have used a cutlass
  4. and fired a pistol
  5. could double as ship's cook when not actually pirating
  6. not much experience with wenching but willing to give it a try
  7. nor with that card game with the pairs and the flushies but also willing to learn
  8. very good with maps
  9. passed my swimming test
  10. excellent sneer