Tuesday, December 26, 2006

My Apology

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.
I'm sorry, but there are no other rooms available tonight.
I’m sorry, but PHP sucks!
I’m sorry, but BitTorrent is still a den of thieves
I'm sorry, but this is impossible.

I'm sorry, but I'm skeptical that they care about the team,
I'm sorry, but I don't know where to put this
I'm sorry, but the world's still round

I'm sorry, but I really sort of like this picture...
I'm sorry, but this toolset destroys creativity
I'm sorry, but no
I'm sorry, but you just can’t come up with polls saying people care

I'm sorry, but I HATE these things

I'm sorry, but we're not going to win the World Cup

I'm sorry, but we don't accept cash here

I'm sorry, but this is too disturbing to me

I'm sorry, but huh?

I'm sorry, but you're not doing it for me.

I'm sorry..........but I'm lovin' Gran Paradiso 3.01
I'm sorry - but this chick is a complete idiot.

I'm sorry, but...I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, but I can not understand the point

I’m sorry, but am I the only one who still believes that every squirrel sperm is sacred?

I'm sorry, but Isn't HyperNews a bit difficult to install?

I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
I'm sorry, but this is a laughable idea.
I'm sorry, but I'm getting tired of this statement
I'm sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having "luminous natural shells in cascading tiers" so just save your breath ...
I'm sorry, but you are being a sap...
I'm sorry, but you're a retard.
I'm sorry, but it was funny.

I'm sorry, but I don't speak Whinese.
I'm sorry, but we shouldn’t make Rooney apologise if he’s not sorry
I'm sorry, but you are wrong.
I'm sorry, but I dig Dvorak
I'm sorry, But That's REALLY Pathetic.
I'm sorry, but that last item on bin Laden was just so unfair
I'm sorry, but that is simply not correct....
I'm sorry, but this game is terrible. -

I'm sorry, but i find this disgusting.

I'm sorry I Haven't Got A Clue
I'm sorry, Goalie, But You Are Screwed
I'm sorry, but please don't bring Katie back
I'm sorry, but you go ahead... ...and alert the fashion police.
I'm sorry, but even the small things matter.
I'm sorry, but I had to make this point

I'm sorry, but I need your help in one more thing
Fuck me. I'm sorry, but fuck me.
Also, I'm sorry -- but she has the *greatest* voice

I'm sorry, but I'm still delirious
I'm sorry, but Please, Blame Feedburner

I'm sorry, But You Are Mistaken.
I'm sorry, but in a discussion like this, I think it is important for us to be correct

Ok I'm sorry, but I have tried everything.

Margo I'm sorry, but that is just twaddle.
I'm really sorry to have to say this but ...

I'm sorry, but I can't keep it a secret any longer.
I'm sorry, but this is just baloney

[the search]

2 comments:

bob said...

What about: I'm Sorry, But I Only Date Men My Friends Are Afraid Might Kill Me ...

It was the sixth one down on the first page.

I like this medium, message, whatever. Perhaps you should automate these, and publish one a month to see how they change.

4th Dwarf said...

I'm sorry, but I left out a few that were a touch too aware of the "I'm sorry, but" format.

As for the automation suggestion, I'm sorry, but it sounds too much like work.